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BBRU 279

9th August 2010

Is hosted by a Very British dude.

Including a deft analysis by The Melangerie about the impact (or not) on the British economy of abolishing slavery in the C19. It responds to a piece by Johann Hari which attacks working conditions in China.

And farewell Nee Naw.

Oh, and here is an interesting website, namely a simple account of all the insults and unpleasantness a female cyclist encounters pedalling around London. Complete with handy maps and lots of bad language...

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BBRU 277

27th July 2010

Is hosted by Mr Eugenides. A double round-up this week.

Linking to Thatcher Derangement Syndrome.

A more than comprehensive analysis by Brian Barder of the al-Megrahi/Libya business.

And a lumbering waddle into the droll world of fat queer activists:

I'm a working stiff, a tired artist, and an aspiring public intellectual who is interested in the intersections between bodies, identities, and aesthetics. I'm interested in fatness in part because of my lifetime struggle to peacefully occupy my own body.

To each her own. Just don't overdo it.

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Britblog Roundup 276

11th July 2010

Is neatly hosted by Philobiblon.

Who leads us to two stories of state-sponsored appallingness here in England.

The tale of the non-equipped ambulance.

And the grotesque behaviour of Hackney Council.

Yes, we pay taxes so that these people can get paid to treat us with contempt.

 

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BBRU 275: Aluminium Foiled Again Edition

4th July 2010

Summer looms. Attention wanders. A somewhat unthematic BBRU this week.

 

Let’s start – where else? – with everyone’s favourite subject. Russian spies.

 

One of the very best UK blogs in terms of energy and insight is Spy Blog: Watching Them, Watching Us. And it delivers this fascinating technical account of issues to do with false identities, including this more than helpful tip concerning the information your passport emits:

 

This laminated page has a stupid embedded contactless chip and antenna loop, which act as a "let's blab the nationality and / or unique passport number to anybody with cheap unlicensed band radio frequency equipment" device, even before any encrypted data is sent between the chip and the passport reader equipment.

It has already been demonstrated that this can be done at ranges of several tens of metres, way beyond the few centimetres that the Passport and Passport reader equipment require. It therefore puts British travellers at risk of covert surveillance and tracking, as they pass by unseen detection equipment, operated by anybody with access to some cheap electronics…

Spy Blog recommends, that just as with Oyster Travel Cards in London, you use aluminium metal foil etc. to line your Passport cover, so as to prevent this chip being sneakily detected or read, except when you are actually presenting it at passport control.

Then there’s the aimless disaster that is English football. How can anyone take seriously a manager who tries to deal with an urgent two-goal deficit, takes off a proven Tottenham striker and brings on an elderly lumberer known to be unable to score at England level?

 

The Football Blog sadly picks through the wreckage.

 

And Osama Saeed muses from a Scottish vantage-point on the issue of how far one should root for one’s neighbour.

 

Who would want to miss the start of the English Premier League, when our domestic dopes have good foreign players to support them and so start scoring again? HM Ambassador in Kyiv (as Kiev is known these days) Leigh Turner urges Ukrainians to apply in good time for UK visas.

 

Feeling peckish after all that TV World Cup stuff? Get advice from a leading Cheese blog.

 

If people are increasingly stupid, at least cars are increasingly smart. According to Longrider.

 

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The new UK government is aiming to cut government spending.

 

Despite the evident folly of Big Government, some people are wary of doing anything about it. Lenin’s Tomb burbles on about women and work and the sexualisation of labour:

 

… in which women are required to consider their sexuality - not merely their bodies, but their ability to be flirtatious and charming - as part of their job skills, part of being 'professional' … Women have to see themselves as walking advertisements for themselves.

 

What?! Since when is expecting employees of any gender to be charming and positive a bad thing? At least this lumpen Marxism is somewhat droll:

I suggested previously that the phrase 'work-life balance' inadvertently revealed something about work under capitalism, namely the fact that the majority of one's waking hours are not spent alive, but labouring in a sort of undead capacity.

 

If work and life are separate and opposing modes of existence, then the tendency of the former to increasingly dominate the latter outside of formal working hours, structuring our 'fun', commanding and regulating our socialisation, governing how we conduct ourselves in public, etc., means that capitalism is almost literally sucking the life out of us.

 

Just think how much better it was to work in a joyous Soviet factory: neither suckers, nor sucked!

 

Talking of work, here’s Euro-Leftist MEP Mary Honeyball telling us that it is not up to you and me to decide how much work we do. Yes, it’s up to her to decide.

 

How to tackle UK welfare benefit abuse, if indeed there is any? Scabrous Scourges from Scarborough hosts Tom Pollard of Mind, who fears that reforms and cost-cutting will do more harm than good.

 

Which site leads us inexorably to another, spEak You're bRanes, which mercilessly lambasts the views of people as expressed on the BBC’s Have Your Say site:

 

A collection of ignorance, narcissism, stupidity, hypocrisy and bad grammar.

 

Moving quickly on, we come to Isitfair, which campaigns in a heartfelt way for the reform of council tax and greedy public sector bosses:

 

The proposed £250 per annum pay rise for the lowest paid staff now seems to me to be more of an insult.  I just hope that when the good times roll the flat monetary rise should apply across the board.  The highly paid executives, living in their own little world of protected wealth and advantage, and thumbing their noses at their paymasters, must  surely receive their comeuppance.

Raedwald gives us this superb pair of paragraphs:

 

Draw a horizontal line eight miles long with its centre on Westminster. At the Western end, folk will live about ten eighteen years longer than those at the Eastern end, have less than a quarter of the infant mortality, Tuberculosis will be rare and they will tend to be lean as whippets on a diet of olive oil and lettuce. In the West, bedbugs and body lice are virtually unknown; in the East, bus and tube upholstery is riddled with their eggs.

 

The contrast is remarkable in anyone's eyes. For socialists, it is a powerful argument for taking lots of money from the people in the West and giving it to the people in the East. In fact, they've just spent thirteen years doing just this, and the result is that ..... all the inequalities have got worse.

 

As the saying goes, read the whole thing.

 

Tim Worstall points out to Johann Hari that there is a nifty way to achieve all sorts of complex things at the same time:

 

What we want is some method of reducing the future demand for wheat while also increasing the amount of wheat that will be planted.

 

We want both consumers and producers to react rationally to this mooted future shortage.

 

We want consumers to substitute for wheat: eat rice, cassava, teff, rye, oats, instead.

 

We want producers to change their production processes: it’s a standard of farming that you can go for extensive or intensive methods and there’s a spectrum between them.

 

How to do all that simultaneously? Simple.

 

How might we tell if Marxism is on its last legs? Harry wonders about one way of measuring success:

The son of the Hon. Ædgyth Bertha Milburg Mary Antonia Frances Lyon-Dalberg-Acton has noticed that some students at a Russell Group university are attending extra-curricular lectures.

I have to admit to some doubt over whether that’s exactly what Karl Marx had in mind when he predicted the self-emancipation of the proletariat though.

Anna Raccoon notices important things falling down, to ruinous effect.

 

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One of the charms of doing BBRU is that it encourages you to look for new blogging universes.

 

Policy here at BBRU is not to link to the vast volumes of frantic and well-resourced material on the Web supporting racist supremacy in one shape or form.

 

Nor does religion feature very often. In the hope that mass prayer will help our teams at the next World Cup since honest human toil is evidently insufficient, here are links to three religious sites.

 

First, a handy roundup by Yahya Birt of the UK Muslim blogosphere

 

Then a long list hosted by Quantum Tea of British Christian sites.

 

And Rabbi Jeremy Rosen looking at issues from a Jewish perspective, including the tricky question of how far Israel can be an ‘ethical state’:

 

If genuine peace were a serious option in the Middle East, Israel would be both morally and politically bankrupt to reject it. But until we reach a settlement, with enemies openly and brazenly seeking Israel's destruction, survival must be the priority…

 

An ethical state can only survive in an ethical world. An ethical people survives despite the world.

 

Not to forget the Heresiarch, mulling over how far the law should intrude on, hem, private alternative lifestyles: 


Even more startling, perhaps, is the probation officer who made the fatal mistake of performing his fire-eating routine in a fetish club. He wasn't even involved in the "scene", yet his employers managed to fire him for bringing the profession into disrepute.

 

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The last word goes to a Publicly Militant Sociologist, fretting over the Meaning of Sheds:

 

So bourgeois cultural products can "sink" down into the depths of society from its gilded levels, so seemingly neglected cultural artifacts of working class life can make the reverse journey.

The fate of Banksy's street art that has seen it rise from the mundane urban landscape of Bristol to the toast of the art world is one example. It would seem the shed is on a similar trajectory - and a necessary one as home offices have become depressingly common and so yesterday.

What would we all do without Leftist … analysis?

 

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Suggestions for next week’s BBRU should be sent to Britblog @ gmail dot com
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Britblog Roundup

29th June 2010

The latest BBRU is pinkly hosted by Trixy.

It's notable for a link to a profoundly depressing link to a piece noting the OK contents of the free condom device at the British Embassy in Hanoi.

Have these people no taste?

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Britblog Roundup 272: Civilisational Incompetence

30th May 2010

Is hosted by Redemption Blues, who somehow manages to find enough inspiration from my piece on Being, Not Producing to take readers to what I suspect is an unfamiliar place.

Namely:

Piotr Sztompka’s brilliant essay Civilisational Incompetence: The Trap of Post-Communist Societies (Zeitschrift für Soziologie, Volume 22, Number 2, April 1993, pp85-95.

Not one on my own reading list, I confess. But she draws a parallel of Barderesque dimensions between post-communist anomie and post-Labour UK:

There are certain familiarities with the litany of discontents related to how unpleasant a place Britain has become to live in, how courtesy and service have vanished from everyday interactions, even the pretence of politeness ousted by grasping commercialism and cynicism, the vacuous cult of celebrity and route to short-term fame (notoriety) via the likes of (now thankfully defunct) Big Brother where contestants parade and perform themselves in all their glorious banality, the eschewal of effort and quietly plugging away as the pathway to the rewards of peer recognition and achievement.

Sounds about right.

Anyway, various interesting links there, not least this one to Matt Wardman on Operation Ore.

And White Sun of the Desert knows a few things about oil blowouts - and where BP looks to have gone wrong.

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Britblog Roundup 271

29th May 2010

Is hosted by Amused Cynicism (Scottish pirate).

With a link to a nifty iPhone app, allowing citizens to notify street fixing issues directly to local councils.

This is the sort of idea that the ConDems need to develop - a new Partnership Society.

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Britblog Roundup 270

17th May 2010

Mr Eugenides hosts.

Including a smart analysis of why Manchester United lost out to Chelsea this year.

And a fine link to this timeless helpful advice, said to come from Martin Luther:

If the wife will not, nor can performe the due of marriadge, let the chamber-mayde come, and stepp in her roome. Certainly the art of Venerie is as necessarie to euerie one, (see what filth he disgorgeth) as meate, drinke, or sleepe.

Not to overlook Mr E's favourite posting this time round:

Post of the week, for me, is this minor gem from Charles Crawford, which reveals that Albert Einstein was, contrary to popular belief, a total dunce.

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Britblog Roundup

10th May 2010

The latest BBRU is hosted by Matt Wardman - with added Election Geekery.

 

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BBRU 266: The Nails of the Drought edition

25th April 2010

Let’s start with a brilliant resource for all Brit bloggers: localmouth, a way to find local blogs wherever you are in the UK. Hover somewhere near Oxford and you might find mine. A wonderful example of the way intelligent networked pluralism helps mobilise human creativity without busybody official statist help.

 

Which takes us to the looming UK elections and lugubrious versions of socialism (and Good Racism) on offer.

 

The Heresiarch is having a magnificent run of form. On Lotfi Raissi:

 

His case should have served as a terrible warning of the way in which New Labour legislation has left the extradition system wide-open to abuse - both with regards to the unequal treaty with the United States and the similar, but more "equal", European Arrest Warrant.

 

And on Cleggmania which by some chance may or may not be related to Dianamania:

 

Diana's posthumous triumph was at least as much Blair's, though neither Paul nor John Q mention him. He rode the tidal wave of sentimentality and shallow grief with the skill of a champion surfer.

 

The Diana moment was about the triumph of feeling over logic, but it was also about the desire for a change of mood, an end to the old way of doing things, shaking off the shackles of deference and tradition. In a strange way, it was about hope. And it was democratic - though very far from being egalitarian - but also, as democratic sentimentality tends to be, rather bullying.

 

There does seem to be a generalised, unfocused, frustrated ennui in this country at the moment. Which translates into ‘hang the lot of them’ outbursts.

 

Brain Barder (and lucid commenters) helpfully analyse options for the ensuing machinations if Parliament is merely well hung rather than severely hanged.

 

Kate Smurthwaite (‘a young woman whose principal interests are secularism, feminism and stand-up comedy’) offers us a strange election video which (I assume) attempts to combine secularism, feminism and stand-up comedy.

 

The polls have Labour languishing in third place, a result as richly deserved as it is remarkable.

 

Andrew Ian DodgeA volcanic eruption isn’t the only event causing chaos in the UK.

 

Huh? Chaos? Or freedom in action?

 

Elsewhere from the Dodgeblogium: Why Camaron is Bad for Britain

 

Not as bad as sloppy spelling?

 

What are elections really for, anyway? To help the government do old stuff better, or new stuff well? Isn’t the real problem that in fact today’s feverishly active style of government does more harm than good?

 

We hear a lot about banks and huge corporations causing untold damage by being Too Big To Fail. But isn’t this the very problem with government? It’s Too Big. And it’s Failing.

 

Counting Cats reminds us of earlier times how the poor were once libertarians:

 

The poor had to be done away with and replaced with something more acceptable to higher class tastes and, by all kinds of social activism and regulation they were, to a large extent, done away with as, their petty capitalism squeezed out by the State, they were dragooned into a compliant workforce for factories run by bewhiskered, interfering philanthropists who voted for Victorian Nick Cleggs.

 

And in the end, they all got their council flats and a better wage, and all they had to give in return was their spirit.

 

Or, if you want more government-created tragedy, Ambush Predator describes the way the state has tried to bring nature – and our appreciation of nature – under busybody control:

 

By harassing and hounding people who pick up stones from a beach, by carpeting the countryside with ‘Don’t Touch…!’ signs, they hope to freeze people into a permanent state of worry, where the only safe thing is to do nothing at all.

 

Tim Worstall is aghast on the same theme: 1984 was a warning, not an instruction manual... 

And up in Scotland, Neil Craig thinks that all politicians have gone insane on green issues:

Holyrood has voted unanimously to destroy 42% of our CO2 producing electricity generating capacity (as well as 100% of nuclear) over the next 10 years. Since electricity closely correlates to GNP, this means destroying half our national wealth because "environmentalist" calculations purport to show that last year's barbecue summer & mild winter are harbingers of a warming even more catastrophic than such destruction.

I assume, from the fact that the Scottish media have been broadly supportive of this Climate Change Act that they have satisfied themselves that, at least over catastrophic global warming, the alarmist's arithmetic is entirely correct. If there were any doubt our leaders would have to be, unanimously, clinically insane to have legislated such destruction.

 

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The point, folks, is that there are only three organised political tendencies of consequence in this country now:

 

  • ‘social market’ + more-EU (best represented by the Lib Dems)
  • ‘market social’ + less-EU (best represented by the Conservatives)
  • ‘market social’ + quit-the-EU (best represented by UKIP)

Alas we have three parties squabbling over the first two spaces. The best result will be the collapse and disintegration/obliteration of the Labour Party, whose reactionary anti-liberal instincts and policies merely waste time and lead to national bankruptcy.

 

Me, I’m voting for the Conservatives who (unlike the more-EU Lib Dems and gasping, grasping Labour) know that without encouraging business and private initiative things will continue to deteriorate. Plus Labour and Lib Dems together bundled through into law the EU's Lisbon Treaty in the face of clear public hostility, breaking a clear pledge to the electorate at the last election. Nuff said.

 

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Enough of fetid politics.

 

Back in the fresh air of real life, and the real life of fresh air, wildlife photographer Andy Rouse has super pictures showing Spring springing.

 

UK Nature Blog finds a new bat.

 

In a more urban context, thank goodness for a blog devoted to superb suits.

 

Suits? Shoes! I don’t think this next one is a British Blog even if it sells itself as such, for SEO purposes no doubt. But who cares? It redefines the English language in a zany Asian direction - and has some freaky cool women’s shoes:

 

The signality a Christian Louboutin shoes features should not be underestimated. Think about it. If your feet firmly on the ground, the rest of you, if you to not run. Shoes slipping on wet grass or shoes that are for the nails of the drought could reduce the game and you succeed at the end of the day free. It is not always necessary, you can buy a new pair of Christian Louboutin shoes.

 

In many cases a good cleaning effect and galleries is all you need to do. Put your old tunnel is an easy job. It may take several minutes, but when you’re done, you’ll definitely make a difference in your walking shoes.

 

Back inside the classroom teaching English, a blog about Whiteboards and interactive classroom technology.

 

In more reflective mode? Try an elegant intelligent blog about less well known British classical music. Such as the Bluebird suite by Norman O’Neill:

 

… in his day he was a composer to be reckoned with and made a major contribution to concert and recital room music. However he is perhaps best remembered for composing incidental music to many plays written for the West End Theatres between 1900 and 1933…

 

Alas most of this music has been lost in the mists of time: however one Suite has survived, albeit rather precariously – the Four Dances from Maeterlinck’s play The Bluebird. The play opened at the Haymarket on 8 December 1909 and is very much a work of its day. It has been compared to Algernon Blackwood’s Prisoner in Fairyland (Elgar’s Starlight Express) and Barrie’s Peter Pan. However, it is unlikely to be revived today: the subject matter and the imagery would be unlikely to be of interest to either children or their parents.

 

I suspect he’s right. But it does remind us that once upon a time there was an innocent world before X-Box and padded bras for little girls (aaargh, a subject which brings us sadly back to politics again).

 

Finally, two overseas Britbloggers.

 

Over in Finland it transpires that Finns wisely prepare for all those long suicidal winters by dancing the tango:

 

The Seinäjoki Tango Festival is held yearly and attracts over 100 000 viewers … I must say that from first impressions there is not a lot in Seinäjoki, being an agricultural area there are mainly fields and barns, but this area transforms in to a Mecca for Tango lovers in July of each year.

The Polandians join the crowds in Cracow for the funeral of President Lech Kaczynski and his wife Maria, both of whom I knew quite well, and give us a touching photo-essay:

It’s 2 am as I post this. There is a profound and absolute silence over the city. The story is over. What is next for Poland? Somehow, this week, the country became part of Europe in a way it hasn’t been for decades. Iconic Polish images of a new kind have become part of the modern European story…

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The next Roundup is hosted by Philobiblon. Nominations to britblog @ gmail.com

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Britblog Roundup

20th April 2010

Is hosted by Trixy.

Mainly dwelling on volcanic eruptions - and the fine dust of tedium settling on the UK as the general election campaign proceeds.

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BBRU 265

6th April 2010

Is hosted by Suz Blog.

With the word's naffest ever Easter Bunny.

And with the Sweet Aroma of Justice.

Plus an odd posting by Philobiblon on innovation leading to (ostensibly) worse outcomes.

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Britblog Roundup 264

27th March 2010

Is belatedly hosted by Cabalamat of the Pirate Party UK.

NHS Blog Doctor bites the dust.

Socialist, feminist, deviant, reprobate, queer and so on Penny Red dislikes the government's Digital Economy Bill:

Across the West, governments are moving to restrict the access of their citizens to unpaid content on the web, creating blacklists and gifting themselves with the power to cut people off from the syncretic world of high-speed information exchange at the slightest provocation.

Future generations will look at campaigns like these in the same way that we think about fascist book-burning parades.

And who does not want legalised brothels in the UK?

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BBRU 263

14th March 2010

Is over at Redemption Blues.

 

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Britblog Roundup 262

9th March 2010

Is hosted by Mr Eugenides.

Linking to a lot of UK political stuff, plus this good piece about how the proliferation of new media outlets create closed sub-cultures:

The internet is an extension of the telephone network, and as such it's a two-way communication medium rather than a one-way broadcast medium. The internet allows people to answer back, in ways that the church pulpit and books and newspapers and TV and radio never allowed, or only residually allowed.

And this changes everything. It changes the game completely.

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BBRU 260

15th February 2010

Is hosted by Is there more to life than shoes? (We are never told.)

A link to a nice piece by Natalie Bennett about her Grandmother's thrift and good nature.

And some good - but maybe fake - advice to young ladies from the Heresiarch.

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BBRU 259: The Sid James/Pink Floyd Edition

7th February 2010

Most regular readers of this site are familiar with the immortal line from The Inimitable Jeeves: when Aunt is calling Aunt like mastodons bellowing across primaeval swamps

 

Anyway, that’s what it’s been like behind the scenes of Britblog Roundup this week – the various hosts and hostesses bellowing primaevally among themselves about what and how the Roundup should round up. Only one death so far…

 

BBRU hosts are supposed to track down lively examples of the blogging genre. But there is a lot of blogging out there to choose from, not least corners of the Internet teeming with allegedly English nationalism which spirals off into anti-semitism, ‘islamophobia’, xenophobia and strident intolerance of pretty much everything.

 

BBRU’s policy is to give all that a wide berth and focus instead on other stuff.

 

So, getting on with it…

 

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Let’s start with Climate Change (Or Not). A good week for so-called Sceptics as the mainstream media finally have started to look at bad science, exaggerations and conflicts of interest which all have infiltrated governments' environmental/climate policies in recent years.

 

Whatever one thinks about climate issues (which are fiendishly complex), a small but unrelenting part of the blogosphere has used spontaneous mass networking to look hard at tough technical questions and leap ahead of the mainstream media, shooting yawning holes in the credibility of British/EU/US and wider climate policy. This profoundly democratic development exemplifies the waning power of governments and legacy media to shape public opinion.

 

EU Referendum has done a startling job in rummaging around in the myriad commercial and other activities of IPCC leader Dr Rajendra Pachauri, to the point of making it on to TV in India. See his latest piece on how climate change may usefully be making for greater rainfall in the Sahara, plus his argument that the truth is being served best by networks of free bloggers:

 

In the free (and rapid) exchange of information and ideas (and mutual criticism), it is us working as a loose community who most closely approach the scientific ideal. This is, of course, why we are winning the intellectual argument. The political battle, though, has yet to come.

 

Devil’s Kitchen hammers away at this subject from a libertarian angle. He lambasts those who such as Sunny Hundal who still defend the core Climate Change/IPCC position:

 

What Sunny hasn't grasped—or, rather, wilfully refuses to grasp—is that if one or more claims are suspect, then they are all suspect.

 

Quite. And it’s having results. Talking Clock points out that UK public opinion is now changing fast.

 

Bishop Hill likewise has achieved planetary reknown by hitting plenty of fat lazy climate targets. Here he is again, drilling down into the data.

 

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From one wise Prelate effortlessly to another, and the realms of ‘religio-political’ agendas.

 

Archbishop Cranmer gives us a Conservative Creed.

 

Wantage Pastor Neil Townsend loves to blog about the excitement of his faith! And he uses exclamation marks! Lots of them!

 

The Heresiarch pores over Mrs Blair, religion and a punch in the mouth.

 

Penny Red rails against Simon Jenkins’s views about the Pope from her exciting socialist, feminist, deviant, reprobate, queer, journalist, tea-drinking, smoking, toast-eating perspective, helpfully giving her work a coarse title to make sure we won’t want to read it: Does Simon Jenkins shit in the woods?

 

Over in central Europe Odessablog is doing his best to explain to us Ukraine’s elections. A dirty job but someone has to do it.

 

Nourishing Obscurity boasts of his Russian and Serbian (Боже Боже) and French girlfriends. Having wallowed in some of the deepest, lushest European integration on offer, he remains pro-Europe but anti-EU: down with Euro-Quislings, down.

 

Witterings from Witney laments the fact that Dover is being hived off from England as part of a new European region. (Nifty map.) By contrast councillor Philip Booth (Green) is striving to give Stroud the nocturnal profile of North Korea.

 

Up in Stroud Green ward (no relation) in Haringey, Green Party candidate Sarah Cope is being driven witless by local housing socialism:

 

As a council flat resident, I have long battled with the powers that be to get even the simplest repair job done – and had to suffer a lot of ill-will and sometimes staggering levels of rudeness from staff…

 

… A resident in a council block is terrified of the mice that run amok in her abode. She cannot sleep and is having to stay with friends. Other residents complain but the Housing Manager says that unless EVERY resident in the large block complains, the interior of the flats cannot be treated. (I checked whether this is in fact the council’s rule, and it isn’t).

 

Two Conservative parliamentary candidates are blogging furiously. Dominic Raab is down the boozer in Stoke D’Abernon. Robert Buckland has some very brainy stuff about Legal Aid – is that really going to wow voters in Swindon South?

 

Labour Party stalwart Brian Barder has made it his life’s work painstakingly to damn Tony Blair for war crimes. Hey, Brian, how many times (if any) did you vote for him?

 

Two (Green) Doctors look at scandalous SNP abuses of Scottish parliamentary hospitality but make a wise suggestion:

 

… please let's not give it a "-gate" suffix. They're a dead horse in general, but Parliament's already had Piegate and Burgergate. We couldn't handle "blade of Scottish beef with roast onion mash and winter greens-gate".

 

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And on to Writing. Good. And Bad.

 

Samuel Pepys reminds us how he helped invent elegant English.

 

The Top 100 Scottish Blogs are proclaimed. The winner is SNP Tactical Voting.

 

But who would want to miss No 97, namely Hythlodaeus who is another one looking closely at what Scottish politicians eat – and how mere mortals can pay to sit next to them at the trough?

 

Call me old fashioned, but I can’t take seriously blogs riddled with spelling errors. Such as plane stupid moaning about BAA’s role in Scottish tourism. Just embarassing.

 

Here by contrast is Paul Cornell with elegant writing and top-end sci-fi comic design – Indomitable Iron Man.

 

If by now you have not died of boredom, here is a beautiful piece by James Hamilton about the psychology of Brian Clough. Check out the video of Clough sternly gaslighting a fashion challenged youthful John Motson.

 

And Kaite Welsh looking at early palaeontologist Mary Anning - who discovered the first Icthyosaur:

 

… it was Mary’s lengthy career that inspired the nursery rhyme “She sells sea-shells on the sea shore”, but it was not until recently that this oddly-dressed woman from Lyme Regis has been given her due… Anning stumbled across the fossil of a strange monster with “flippers like a dolphin, a mouth like a crocodile, and a pointed snout like a swordfish.”

Phil Walker deftly helps Michael Moore identify a new, just economic order.

 

Phil’s blog is called The Melangerie. No relation to MyLingerie, aka knows as KnickersBlog. Get all your Valentine’s Day underpants here.

 

Any self-respecting blogger keeps a close eye on Search Engine Optimisation (the things you do on your site to soar from the utter obscurity of page 52 on Google to the utter obscurity of (say) page 2. And nothing being sacred, there are even Dirty Tricks here too, as David Naylor explains to the microscopic number of people able to follow him.

 

With your SEO neat and tidy, read The Conservative Blog’s Ten Blogging Commandments. I liked No 9: Clean your Teeth (Or your Blog will Lack Bite).

Alas some bloggers, even cool libertarian ones, just run out of road. So, farewell then, Charlotte Gore

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Very finally, two utterly beyond awesome things.

 

First, peezedtee laments the absence of schwung in today’s advertising, reminding us how toothpaste ads used to look and sound.

 

Second, many of you people out there are full of declinist ennui and looking for something to do with your empty lives.

 

So, here’s an idea. Reacquire Purpose and Meaning.

 

Dig out old video clips of Sid James. Then sit there for many long hours cutting out individual words by him, which you can then arrange painstakingly with electronic music to give us Sid James singing an obscure Pink Floyd song.

 

Aaargh. Dust On the Stylus tells us that it’s been done already – back in 1991, by Fortran 5. Who also got Derek Nimmo into a studio to sing Layla by Derek and The Dominoes.

 

How cool is that?

 

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Next week’s BBRU is hosted by Trixy.

 

Make her life easy, readers. Send her a few lively links, via britblog @ gmail.com

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BBRU 258

5th February 2010

Is up and running at Suz Blog.

Good link to Love and Liberty's post:

New Labour’s 4,289 New Laws – Yet Blair Walks Free

And a wail for national liberation from Nourishing Obscurity.

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BBRU 256

23rd January 2010

This week's Britblog Roundup is hosted by Matt Wardman.

Will we accept household electricity bills of £5000 per year? No.

And a link to a gushy piece about a new economic model, which seems to mean stifling innovation to get the wonders of a 'steady-state economy':

For example: if you hear someone proclaiming an innovation as great for productivity, ask questions (and if it means workers won’t spend 10 hours a day breaking rocks, great, but if it means a machine replaces a person doing a decent, proper job, ask why? then ask again).

What?

Where do you think the 'machine' came from? It came from other people doing decent proper jobs in inventing it and all the parts and thought that created it.

And the chances are that that machine is doing the tedious bits of a job, opening the way to allowing a human to have more time to focus on the less boring bits.

Much better to have all those people in wearying domestic service?

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BBRU 255

11th January 2010

Is deftly hosted by Liberal England.

Look out for a Besomy Bletherer's views on the lost art of Thankyou Letters.

And more suppression of free speech, this time connected with the University of Liverpool. Not easy to follow what is happening if you are not following what is happening, but start here.

 

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