The sad news that the Archbishop of Canterbury is standing down reminds us of this towering achievement.

It’s not just that Iowahawk had the idea. It’s the energy and sustained brilliance of the execution, plus the grim unerring accuracy of the satire.

Sit back, add some absorbent materials to your underpants to deal with spontaneous emissions as you laugh yourself to death.

Then go: 

1 Whan in Februar, withe hise global warmynge

2 Midst unseasonabyl rain and stormynge

3 Gaia in hyr heat encourages

4 Englande folke to goon pilgrimages.

5 Frome everiches farme and shire

6 Frome London Towne and Lancanshire

7 The pilgryms toward Canterbury wended

8 Wyth fyve weke holiday leave extended

9 In hybryd Prius and Subaru

10 Off the Boughton Bypasse, east on M2.

11 Fouer and Twyntie theye came to seke

12 The Arche-Bishop, wyse and meke

13 Labouryte and hippye, Gaye and Greene

14 Anti-warre and libertyne

15 All sondry folke urbayne and progressyve

16 Vexed by Musselmans aggressyve…