Crawf Minor is not blonde, female or especially buxom. So he probably won’t feature in the sexist mass media A-level celebrations/commiserations orgy.

Yet he has cause to celebrate this morning:

4 x A* Maths, Further Maths, Physics, Chemistry

2 x A   Advanced Further Maths, Latin

Next stop: Cambridge University in the autumn to read Natural Sciences (emphasising Physics).

O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay! *chortles in joy*