Tory Bear does some digging on the Labour Party’s zany allies in the European Parliament.

And strikes gold.

Or does he?

He is unimpressed with Mr Andrzej ("It is impossible to rape a prostitute!") Lepper:

Where to start with their leader and the sleaze, the criminal activities and the general insanity of the man. Another former communist, he has done time for assault and even demanded sexual favours for jobs in his office.

Of course I met Lepper a few times when I was Ambassador in Poland. He was a genial and wily Polish version of Vladimir Zhirinovsky, although being Polish Mr Lepper’s excesses are much more genteel and do not involve shooting at voters’ pets from a railway carriage.

For a few helter-skelter months Lepper was even Agriculture Minister in the Polish government, where he made a rather favourable impression on a passing House of Commons delegation. But eventually Jaroslaw Kaczynski threw him overboard, having drawn away the core of Lepper’s voting base.

Alas Tory Bear is wrong to say that Labour "sit hand in hand" in Europe with Mr Lepper’s Self Defence party. The empty Lepper tendency collapsed in the 2009 EP elections and they won no seats.

And is another of his targets the Troofer Giulietto Chiesa still an MEP? Apparently not.

Hmm.