Someone has shared with me a vivid communication from the Driving Standards Agency (Safe Driving for Life).

It was sent by Rosemary Thew, Chief Executive. A person grammatically challenged as she attempts to give instructions on how to access a DSA driving theory test centre hosted by Pearson Professional Centres:

On the door entry system, you will need to buzz number 9 inorder for the test centre to give you access to the building, please DO NOT ring any other buzzers.

Now that we have a (mainly) Conservative Government, may I as a mere taxpayer ask that state-funded operatives smarten themselves up?