Having wasted an evening watching that truly lamentable apology for a football match at Wembley, I have been moved to Tweet my rage in my best available Serbo-Croatian-Bosnian-Montenegrin:

Glupost. Sramota. Engleska je bila besmislena, slaba, kompromitovana. Crnogorci su igrali pomalo grubo ali i ponekad dobro. Ih cestitam.

Take that, Capello.

Now just go away, back to Italy, and leave us alone in our sorrow.