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Then run #popleveson through the Search facility and find gazillions of super barresterial jokes linking the Leveson Inquiry (British journalist ethics zzzzzz) and pop songs. All in 140 characters:

Leigh-Anne Perryman‏@laperryman

Mr Buggles, the radio star was found with your DNA on his clothes. Are you still claiming that he was killed by video? ,

Leaping Badger‏@ol_brock

None of us are particularly fond of Mondays, Mr Geldof.

 

Graham Yapp‏@GrahamYapp

I put it to you, Mr Jagger, that your double negative was intentionally misleading and you are in fact perfectly satisfied.

 

Charles Crawford‏@CharlesCrawford

Mr McCartney, you assert that "she" came in through the bathroom window. A clumsy attempt to shift the blame on to your editrix?

Mr Lennon, you say that "newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away". A banal attempt to avoid this enquiry?