Just when you think you’ve seen everything, the Human Mind comes up with something utterly new and outlandish.

Such as this awesome site which grabs sentences found somewhere or other on Twitter and runs them together with other sentences to produce short poems in rhyming iambic pentameters:

With algorithms subtle and discrete
I seek iambic writings to retweet

Examples aplenty:

Another sunny day in Bedford… #Not

i’m just a little tired. not alot.

Cops pulling over people left and right

I’m super tired! It’s a Friday night ):
I’m on a money making mission tho

Thought you were just another Romeo~

Elijah beating ass in basketball

Good afternoon and happy Friday y’all!
Read. Marvel.