Lest you think that Mark Steyn is nothing but a crazed Canadian demographer, have a re-run of this utterly classic piece of work.

His famous interview from 2018 with Monica Lewinsky’s dress:

To be honest, I was lucky to get the interview. The dress was supposed to be doing the BBC – the full “Panorama special” treatment, Martin Bashir, the works – but, to protect her identity, they wanted to do that undercover secret-location protect-your-identity trick with the camera that makes part of the screen go all fuzzy and blurry.

“Are you crazy?” she yelled at them. “It’ll look like I’ve still got the stain.”

Read on.