So many entries. So little time.

Remember the BBC puff for kitschy little red Mass Murderer badges?

Or the oh-so-cool Che poster picture as part of a free ad for Fidel Castro?

Both worthy entries.

But, in a late surge, the BBC reaches a new height.

Can a supposedly serious global website give a free ad to a death-cult which brainwashwes young people and gets them chanting nonsensical slogans?

Yes It Can!

Meet Liaena Hernandez:

… just 18 years old. A petite young woman with long black hair and an engaging smile, she has been a political activist since her early teens.

… She represents Manuel Tames, a small rural community nestled in the foothills of the Guantanamo’s Sierra Cristal mountains … But solving constituency needs is not the primary role of Cuban deputies.

"Our most important mission is to explain to the people the politics of the state so that they understand what going on," she explained as we arrived …

Like all good politicians, Ms Hernandez moved comfortably amongst them, kissing babies, joking and chatting with young and old.

How catastrophically weak and stupid is this article?

Very.

Ms Hernandez has ‘constituents’. ‘Like all good politicians’ she kisses babies?!

Oh lordy. On it goes. She has learned her lines nicely:

"But at least I had free health care and education. And as a nation, everyone was willing to work together to get by and move forward."

Not quite everyone? What about all those who managed to escape?

"We need to keep perfecting our economic system, that’s where the country is going."

‘Perfeccionamento’

The government’s priority is to try and make the state-run system work more efficiently, rather than opening up to a free market, like the Chinese have done.

Yes, Cuba has a ‘government’.

You hear the word "perfeccionamento" – perfecting the system – used a lot by officials.

There are also no signs of any political reforms. Opposition parties are not allowed.

The national assembly only meets twice a year, a few days of committee sessions followed by a single day’s sitting. Critics call it a rubber stamp parliament.

Action replay!

Let’s have that sentence again.

Critics call it a rubber stamp parliament.

Well, what eccentric whingers those critics are!

Candidates are also selected in advance. In the elections in January there were 614 people standing for the same number of seats.

You do not have to be a member of the Communist Party to stand, but it does help.

One way of putting it, no doubt.

Ms Hernandez, though, believes that the system has served Cuba well.

"History has taught us that the Communist Party is the road that Cuba needs to follow.

"We don’t need to copy other countries’ systems. We are satisfied with our own and we are going to keep perfecting it."

Perfect.

The scrummy Humanoid Cuban Parrot Ms Hernandez has been ‘taught’ that after fifty years of going down a dead-end which leaves a nice island with inadequate food, the way forward lies in making this stupidity not just Good, but Perfect.

This reminds me of a nasty Yugoslavia-era joke.

A pert young Communist woman is sitting in the front row of the Communist League rally, busily mouthing kisses at Tito as he drones on.

Afterwards he asks her why she was being so flirtatious.

"My mum said that I should always kiss men when they are screwing me!"

Keep kissing, BBC.