An enticing new business opportunity arrives in my Inbox:

Dearest One,

My late father deposited 6.5millon dollars in finance company hear in Cote d’lvory, before he die, for on-word transfer aborad through diplomatic cargo for investment purpose,
 
This is an a confidential matter to be delt with carefulness to enable us understand more better with the fund to be a benefit to every one, Or if it can’nt be possible for the trip here, We can negotiate at any nearby country to come with this fund with all proves as a withness for the vital truth behind the stories and with the fund.If you are willing to assist me send to me your full datas  or your informations so that i will submit it to the finance company for them to contact you…

The people propagating this sort of thing must invest quite a lot of money in the IT needed to spread the messages around the planet. Yet, twits as they are, they see no need even to run a basic SpellCheck to make the messages minimally credible.

The real business opportunity here lies in improving the spelling, grammar and presentation of African spam/con artists.

I have replied in that sense.