My doctor friends tell me that another English crematorium has had to spend a lot of money buying a huge US cremation machine to cope with the soaring numbers of obese people now dying whose bodies can not be squelched into a normal-size coffin.

A big problem.

Still, the intellectual leadership on these weighty issues is in fine shape:

A crematorium business in one way or another is decidedly part of a business for the dead…

The General Manager of a crematorium must know the basics of managing crematoriums. Management is characterized of the process of leading and directing all or part of the crematorium through the deployment and manipulation of resources. Functionally, it is an action of measuring a quantity on a regular basis and of adjusting same initial plan and as the action taken to reach the crematorium’s goals…

Strategic planning is one specific type of planning. In the strategic plan, the present status of the crematorium business can be identified and evaluated, so future plans can be formulated and strategies to be able to accomplish the future plans can also be identified.

I think that when this is translated into English it means:

Hmm, along comes another conked-out trunk of humours, a bolting-hutch of beastliness, a swollen parcel of dropsies, a huge bombard of sack, a stuffed cloak-bag of guts, a roasted Manningtree ox with pudding in his belly. Looks like we may need to buy a bigger machine?