Looking at Ann Althouse’s marvellous site I spy the following Instant Poll:

 

When should you testify with a squirrel in your cleavage?

When you’re telling the truth, and you want to be believed.
When you’re lying, and you don’t want to be believed.
When you’re telling the truth, and you don’t want to be believed.
When you’re lying, and you want to be believed.

 

Good questions all.