My Google Spam is doing a noble job in heading off lots of emails from somewhere or other purporting to issue diplomas:

BECAUSE YOU DESERVE IT! Is your lack of a degree holding you back from career advancement? Are you having difficulty finding employment in your field of interest because you don’t have the paper to back it up – even though you are qualified? If you are looking for a fast and effective solution, we can help! Call us right now for your customized diploma…

Isn’t that wonderful?

You have failed by normal means to get a respectable honest qualification. That’s holding you back. 

But gosh, you sure do deserve one!

Does your future employer deserve to be taken in by these instant diplomas?