My site’s ratings for March soared to new heights with lots of interest from Malta.

It is not easy to follow the fusillades of insults between rival tendencies there.

According to Daphne Caruana Galizia, her political opponents (primarily Malta Labour supporters) have set up a website to attack her as a trans-sexual and her husband is a pufta having affairs with women while her children are spawned by the devil because trans-sexuals can’t breed.

Nornal good-humoured knockabout stuff like that.

Daphne has hit back by publishing some photographs which, she says, were going to be posted against her on that hostile site.

Including one which takes fancy dress innovation to, er, a quite different level.

But at least I make a forlorn comeback cameo role in the comments, as some sort of Maltese Double Identity thing:

F’ghoxx G*onzi taghkom, mela vera qabda cwiec li ma tafux tuzaw l-internet.

#22 Vladilala 2010-04-01 18:58
Vladi’s associate’s are all falling into place now .
We know that La Redouute is a family member but ahhhh here is the scoop .
The Bus Conducter is non other than Mr Charles Crawford .The i have only visited Malta for a holiday Guy .

I know this Charles & you know how i know it ,Slipped up earlier did we not ?

Stay tuned.

Update:  I spoke too soon. I make a triumphant appearance in the Malta Independent today, reincarnated as a shifty spin-doctor.

This is not Andy Warhol’s puny 15 minutes of Maltese fame. It is now at least 18 minutes.

And going strong.