The insults fly thick and fast as ever:

Michelle Muscat: a thick layer of foundation not matched to her skin tone is what every girl needs if she’s in Manchester or Malta

Why is this voluntary initiative being organised through a political party, with parents stupid enough to send their children along to Brainwashing Central just as long as they can get something for free?

I should get back there on another low-profile visit and delve into these mysteries in more detail. The weather must be excellent at this time of year.