Here’s one cutesy Londoner who superficially has everything going for her. Apart from a brain and rudimentary self-control.

Meet the pitiful Chelsea Ives, London Olympics Ambassador. Her heroic parents turned her in to the police:

There were a lot of tears. She did not try to stop us phoning the police, she knew there was no point

The most interesting thing in this article from a civilisational point of view is her Facebook entry – scroll down to read it:

pigs shuldnt ov killed dat guy last night init. Den dey wuldnt get blown up….galz r goin to steal weavee

It’s not so much that civilisation ends without a bang, and we get only a whimper instead.

It’s evev more humiliating than that.

Dis iz da way da wurld endz
Not wit a bang but a wimpa init