I have quoted Australian satirist Tim Blair here now and again.

He is famous (justly) for Blair’s Law:

… a theoretical construct that claims an alliance or shared empathy between far right and left groups and extremist Islamists. Blair describes this perceived alignment as an "ongoing process by which the world’s multiple idiocies are becoming one giant, useless force"

And in London in posh Knightsbridge we see this mighty Law unfold before our very eyes, right according to schedule:

Julian Assange dines with Lady Gaga, who was dressed as a witch